VS.
Imagine this one night of stolen Yuletide bliss between Dolly and Rod... I picture a bear rug, a box of wine, and a shitstorm of feathered platinum hair. Horrifying.
In fact, if you skip to around 2:30 of 'Do Ya Think I'm Sexy', you can see pretty much exactly what I'm picturing. Or heck, just watch the whole thing. You deserve it.
I mean... if they'd made it 30 years earlier, I mighta bought it...
VS. 
I mean she was... and he was....
No. I still can't picture it.
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